Who let the tiger out...who let the tiger out

If i am tiger, the solution is easy:

I am a billionaire, I win golf tournaments when I want too and I have a Swedish lingerie model for a wife - so what do i do next? I will take a second wife of course.

I go back Thailand, see my mommy dearest and ask her to find me a thai super model that can cook nasi goreng daging merah.

The only problem with Tiger, unlike me , is that he is not a Moslem male. So he cannot legally take a second wife.

So what does Tiger do? He goes off and have affair with waiters, event managers and the likes.

I am getting old...

I get my English soccer dose is from Big League Soccer on telly and The Star

I still harbor strong feeling about K. Daglish, Ian Rush, R.Fowler, Barnes, Thompson, C. Johnston returning to Liverpool and take their rightful place as the Gods of the Kop

And I know Penang will play premier league football next season and will feature John Hunter, Razak M and Azman Adnan up front(yeah ..we play 4-3-3)

And the worst, I still love to go see live local football at the stadium.

I still listen to chris cornell and his Soundgarden's mates

My rap mp3 collection consist of Tupac , Dr Dre's Chronic and Ezy E NWA

My latest DVD (thank you Intan!) is Jimi Hendrix live at Monterey.

I get goose bump listening to Jamal's Dendang Perantau

I still keeps Alleycats and Rusty Blade tapes

I still remember when a new nissan sedan cost Rm16k, 2grands more than the proton saga

My Motor GP heros are Eddie Lawson, Freddie Spencer, Wayne Garner , Wayne Rainey and Mike Doohan.

My f1 heros are Nigel Mansell, Eddie Ervine, Jacques Villeneuve and Damon Hill

I love re runs of The Jeffersons and Different Strokes

My tamil movie heros are Vijayakanth and KamalHassan

I love the movie Pemburu and any other movie that has either Ahmad Yatim or Rahim Razali in it.

In my book, Samuel L Jackson is still the baddest mf to grace the silver screen

The baddest kid on TV is Eric Theodore Cartman and he is not fat, he is big boned!

Why my brudder Lean (Lee Ann) deserves better?

1. Hell is 2 hot for him. He likes it cold(like teluk air tawar bay area)
2. Hell is 2 crowded for him. He likes it calm (like putra height)
3. Hell is 2 loud for him. He likes it quiet (like putra height)
4. Hell doesn't give him much scenic view for his D70. He likes the open sky. (like teluk air tawar bay area)
5. So God, please put my brudder Lean (Lee Ann) in heaven after he dies. Even though he is a pork eating, swear spitting, idol worshipping cina, but he deserves better.

Permaipura Sub 90 Attempt

Haizal and Rizal at it again , at Permaipura

This is for our golfing journal

A reminder that we are yet to crack sub 90 at Permaipura.

Be Scared, Be very scared ...of the free swing on the T box

Penang Golf Resort, east course was the place, right before Raya Qurban.

A long awaited duel after 1 year hiatus.

Lean (Le-Ann , as in Lee Ann Rhymes) is the man who got me hook on the game.

For the record, we first started playing together almost 10 years ago.

To my brudder Lean (Le-Ann , as in Lee Ann Rhymes), thanks for Nike shoe, the dunlop irons, the callaway bag , the countless imitation driver we collected from Shanghai over the years and most importantly the friendship.

Kelab Rahman Putra

Weekend outing with the CIMB boys. Kelab Rahman Putra is an old club with scenic view.

Located in Sg Buluh, it offer 36 holes challenge , boasting the lake and hill course.

Even the hill course is dotted with lakes, drain and pond so they is no escaping from the water hazard

You know the year is coming to an end when...

1. Americans celebrates Thanks Giving and wants to whole world to understand and know about it..."so how did your Thankgiving dinner went?....ahh..ahh, we dont celebrate thank giving coz we didn't shoot our natives and then invite them for dinner"
2. Govt bodies start flush out non critical and highly non essential projects to clean up their coffers..."we want to clean up our network infra, i mean clean up in the real sense of the word and we want u, Mr IT Co. to do it for us"
3. Morning traffics is lame
4. Malaysian go to their Big Sale to buy stuff they don't need.."yeah, i'll take 8 of those neck rest"
5. IT folks start to give excuses of why they cannot execute projects..."its a critical period without key resources available and we just want to keep the biz running without taking any risk"
6. It is December!