Who let the tiger out...who let the tiger out

If i am tiger, the solution is easy:

I am a billionaire, I win golf tournaments when I want too and I have a Swedish lingerie model for a wife - so what do i do next? I will take a second wife of course.

I go back Thailand, see my mommy dearest and ask her to find me a thai super model that can cook nasi goreng daging merah.

The only problem with Tiger, unlike me , is that he is not a Moslem male. So he cannot legally take a second wife.

So what does Tiger do? He goes off and have affair with waiters, event managers and the likes.